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jake_saunders
  • Town/Country : mason, ohio
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jake_saunders : Just because im young doesnt make me stupid or ignorant. Im very smart and hate when adults count me out because im young.
I play football and love to hang with friends

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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