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About jake_saunders : Just because im young doesnt make me stupid or ignorant. Im very smart and hate when adults count me out because im young.
I play football and love to hang with friends
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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Friday 12 December 2014