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jakeJIGSAW
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 February 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 991
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jakeJIGSAW : Jake/19/Straight/London.


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Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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