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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 February 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1096
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jakeJIGSAW : Jake/19/Straight/London.


You'll either like me or not.
Live today like its your last day

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Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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