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I agree, their lives suck

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Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41048) - you deserved it (2642)

On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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