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  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 November 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jagma : Just another tech loving, Harley riding traveller who points and laughs at life :)

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Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I received was a bill for a piss test I took earlier this year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37296) - you deserved it (3542)

On 07/26/2014 at 12:55am - misc - by birthday girl - United States (Ohio)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

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