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jaemyree
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 831
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (139756) - you deserved it (24744)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11695) - you deserved it (48574)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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