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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 October 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1205
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54559) - you deserved it (4320)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14803) - you deserved it (68979)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22951) - you deserved it (7003)

On 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37330) - you deserved it (7669)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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