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jadeeeXxo
  • Town/Country : newyork, us
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jadeeeXxo : im 15. love readin this shit haha

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Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47110) - you deserved it (14076)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (41758) - you deserved it (5565)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, as I was talking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (45892) - you deserved it (2249)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (49504) - you deserved it (6027)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version