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jadakorn
  • Town/Country : corona NewYork, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2371
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About jadakorn : 8==D FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

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Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

#5530332 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (46180) - you deserved it (9814)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML

#5526124 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (32147) - you deserved it (2564)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (36737) - you deserved it (10107)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

#5301983 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26174) - you deserved it (16037)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

#5269441 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (40153) - you deserved it (5841)

On 09/15/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

#5247721 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (38133) - you deserved it (2810)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

#5224177 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (16643)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - love - by sunburychick (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

#5165059 (274)

I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (10501)

On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

#5086077 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (57467) - you deserved it (4280)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

#4928502 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (46089) - you deserved it (5478)

On 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

#4799049 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (26552) - you deserved it (4171)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by isoheartcaitlin (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (42061) - you deserved it (2979)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (28199) - you deserved it (2851)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (34981) - you deserved it (98545)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

#4678822 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (37968) - you deserved it (2478)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)