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by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a pizza order at work, and had to ask the customer's name. I couldn't quite hear what he said, so rather than asking him to repeat himself, I asked how it was spelled. He gave me a funny look and said, "Um, A.J.?" FML
by martinaaah / 09/24/2012 at 3:35pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Sad ex-wife / 09/21/2012 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by myself / 09/20/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
by thanksfamily / 09/18/2012 at 7:22am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by daughter / 09/18/2012 at 12:25am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
by Derp McShitstain / 09/16/2012 at 3:48pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 7:36am / United States (Delaware) / Health
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditiorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and clapped. FML
by conspicuous / 09/12/2012 at 4:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by hahagirl / 09/12/2012 at 1:40am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by TheBeautifulOne / 08/23/2012 at 9:42am / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said "nah, it's just a generic face". FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I… Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my…