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by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a pizza order at work, and had to ask the customer's name. I couldn't quite hear what he said, so rather than asking him to repeat himself, I asked how it was spelled. He gave me a funny look and said, "Um, A.J.?" FML
by martinaaah / 09/24/2012 at 3:35pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Sad ex-wife / 09/21/2012 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by myself / 09/20/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
by thanksfamily / 09/18/2012 at 7:22am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by daughter / 09/18/2012 at 12:25am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
by Derp McShitstain / 09/16/2012 at 3:48pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 7:36am / United States (Delaware) / Health
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditiorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and clapped. FML
by conspicuous / 09/12/2012 at 4:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by hahagirl / 09/12/2012 at 1:40am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by TheBeautifulOne / 08/23/2012 at 9:42am / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said "nah, it's just a generic face". FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I decided to put my hair in a bunch of braids so it would be wavy in the morning. I wake up… Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely… Today, I was left by my girlfriend of 3 years because I was over-jealous of her male friend because…