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About jacobsnowboard : Snowboarding and golf are my life!

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Yesterday Mah Boyfriend Threw Out Mah Old Voicemail Recorder, Thinking It Was Junk . My Father Passd Away Yeres Ago . I Kept A Recording Of The Last Voicemail He'd Left Me On It So I'd Alway Remember His Voice . FML

#20718168
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On 06/10/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by Upset (woman) - United States

Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML

#20717445
102 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:04pm - misc - by wellthanks (woman) - United States

Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

#20712154
191 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , MA WIFE UTTERED TE SOUL-CRUSING WORDS , "BUT WE'RE MARRIED NOW,Y WOULD WE AVE SEX?" FML

#20706140
279 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because mah mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
88 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

#20705144
109 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

while working as a lifeguard , a kid took a dump in the pool . When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it , another kid promptly stared at me , stood at the shallow end righthere I was standing , pulled down his trunks , and peed on my feet . FML

#20696326
65 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 10:35pm - work - by heyyoitsapotato - United States

Today, I utterd the phrase ( the pot calling the kettle black ) in class. Moments later, I'd been calld a ( racist twerp ) and kickd out of class by the same English teacher who once trid to have another kid suspendd for using the word ( titillate ), because apparently it's ( pornographic ). FML

#20695090
149 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML

#20692668
49 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Today... I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with mah grlfriend. FML

#20692661
242 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY YELLED, ( WHY R U MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT YOU?! ) AFTER I CONFRONTED HER OVER CHEATING ON ME. FML

#20681698
88 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. looool I don't know which is worse: mah son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

#20672414
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On 05/19/2013 at 3:35am - kids - by disappointed dad - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO A LOCAL INDIAN TAKEAWAY, SINCE I'M FROM INDIA ORIGINALLY, AN NONE OF MAH FRIENDS SPEAK HINDI . I WENT UP TO THE COUNTER AN PLACED MAH ORDER IN HINDI WITH THE SEEMINGLY INDIAN OWNER . HE GAVE ME A WIERD LOOK AN SAID, "HUH? SPEAK ENGLISH, YA RIMJOB." FML

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On 05/17/2013 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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