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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 March 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 160
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jacobcollege2008 : I just like to check fml on occasions. It always keeps me amused.

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Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21032) - you deserved it (29945)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by nickcedola40 (man) - United States (Florida)



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