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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3575
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jacksters : Message me to get to know me.

I am a total realist.

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:29pm<b>fluffingclouds</b> - the 02/15/2011 at 8:35am<b>od4ev</b> - the 01/29/2011 at 10:35pm<b>SpiceItUp</b> - the 01/02/2011 at 12:53pm<b>sugarnspicee</b> - the 12/30/2010 at 2:24pm<b>greyy_goooose</b> - the 12/29/2010 at 1:58pm<b>armychick87</b> - the 10/27/2010 at 11:50am<b>caraphernelia</b> - the 10/09/2010 at 6:45pm<b>Rokksteady</b> - the 10/07/2010 at 3:51pm<b>Trollz4daLULZ</b> - the 10/07/2010 at 3:33pm<b>bubblzz</b> - the 09/22/2010 at 10:24am<b>teehee15</b> - the 09/10/2010 at 4:09pm<b>Jet_Girl</b> - the 09/10/2010 at 9:54am<b>allison00</b> - the 09/10/2010 at 12:54am<b>macyinwonderland</b> - the 09/09/2010 at 8:29pm<b>rileykins</b> - the 08/14/2010 at 2:32am<b>AmNot</b> - the 08/12/2010 at 12:18am<b>JCo352</b> - the 08/03/2010 at 8:58pm

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jacksters's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

#6050287
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6224) - you deserved it (55755)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by GlassJAwkidE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

#4562910
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38100) - you deserved it (5489)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

#796639
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97690) - you deserved it (7809)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)



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