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jacksters
  • Town/Country : Va, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3430
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4465) - you deserved it (41430)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by GlassJAwkidE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83597) - you deserved it (5820)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)



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