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Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18563) - you deserved it (89344)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12148) - you deserved it (59808)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:20pm - health - by JohnFarrell (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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