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by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
by daddoesn'tknowbest / 10/13/2011 at 8:24am / United States / Kids
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
by scewable / 10/13/2011 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by omgreally91 / 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm / United States / Health
by ksamp / 10/12/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by FroggyGirl888 / 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by dinosaucer / 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy
by Anony-moose / 10/11/2011 at 5:43am / United States / Work
by crapedup / 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by pixiebubz / 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm / Australia / Health
by Forever sad / 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
by storksleuth / 10/04/2011 at 4:57am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous