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Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
by silkysmooth / 10/31/2011 at 7:29pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
by ohdear / 10/31/2011 at 11:38am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Andrew / 10/31/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by joser6969 / 10/29/2011 at 10:07am / United States / Work
by cai / 10/29/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Love
by me / 10/29/2011 at 12:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by ifeeldirty / 10/27/2011 at 8:22am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Me / 10/27/2011 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
by sad / 10/25/2011 at 6:15am / Reserved / Intimacy
by myownperson / 10/25/2011 at 4:17am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/25/2011 at 1:58am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2011 at 2:10am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Ca13b / 10/15/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
by Ania / 10/15/2011 at 1:13am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…