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by kaybax / 11/19/2011 at 6:42am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Love
by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 3:05am / United States / Intimacy
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 9:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
by Nicoli / 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Great... / 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML
by panickygrl / 11/06/2011 at 12:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by rj93 / 11/05/2011 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Ballymena) / Health
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
by kdeeeceee / 11/05/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
by Sidney / 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Kids
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
by stitchesupmyass / 11/01/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…