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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 958
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31150) - you deserved it (13688)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12952) - you deserved it (58328)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

#18727646
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27572) - you deserved it (4604)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29673) - you deserved it (7735)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31055) - you deserved it (14892)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18815) - you deserved it (29143) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

#18643236
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30460) - you deserved it (5209)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44563) - you deserved it (2367)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

#18623921
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25151) - you deserved it (2828)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

#18615763
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (4726)

On 12/26/2011 at 12:56pm - love - by flowerman - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

#18613210
145 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29156) - you deserved it (7261)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17819) - you deserved it (51680)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

#18588248
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33371) - you deserved it (4179)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8804) - you deserved it (32807)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)



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