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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 October 1994 (20 years)
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About jackiemonster : in ruins. & seventeen.

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35828) - you deserved it (8825)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

#19314232
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9931) - you deserved it (22652)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

#19277499
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8889) - you deserved it (53325)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

#19277494
135 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 4:12pm - health - by braceface - United States

Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML

#19276990
216 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
320 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

#18905780
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20522) - you deserved it (16373)

On 01/25/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Paicked (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
264 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304
140 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
530 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

#18765648
73 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by NJ <3 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
176 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

#18756211
190 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)



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