About jackassiddy : Just a regular guy with a lot of irregularities. I tend to be pretty straight forward except for when I bend the truth. Most of the time I'm funny on occasion. Okay, but seriously I tend to joke around.
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by greenchan / 02/25/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Fykkhttdsetkkhvln / 04/26/2009 at 12:45pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML
by phatkroger10 / 04/09/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous