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  • Number of visits : 1134
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jackassiddy : Just a regular guy with a lot of irregularities. I tend to be pretty straight forward except for when I bend the truth. Most of the time I'm funny on occasion. Okay, but seriously I tend to joke around.

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Today..!! I Went To A Nursing Home To Sing Christmas Carols To The Elderly!! They Threw There Bananas At Me!! FML

#18383706
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27342) - you deserved it (6096)

On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket mah grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

#18381976
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26908) - you deserved it (2479)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early an ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, an still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16098) - you deserved it (20648)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to putted one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to putted a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23240) - you deserved it (2948)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband askad ma, "Why do you lova ma?" I spant tha naxt fiva minutas spilling my haart an soul out to him. Aftar I'd askad tha sama quastion, ha lookad ma straight in tha aya an said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48893) - you deserved it (3767)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting lyk an owl. FML

#18346239
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22284) - you deserved it (2138)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SMELL OF BACON. IT SMELLED SO GOOD, AND MADE ME VERY HUNGRY. THEN I REALIZED IT WAS MAH NIEGHBOR COOKING. I HAVE NO MONEY OR BACON. FML

#18346168
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27568) - you deserved it (3825)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56487)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today... I trid to buy a bottla of wina from tha suparmarkat. Tha scrawny... acna-riddan kid at tha chackout askd to saa mah ID. I didn't hava any on ma... sinca I'm 37 yaars old and didn't axpact to ba askd stupid quastions. I complaind to his managar... only to ba askd to laava. FML

#18338380
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12267) - you deserved it (47100)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by Andrew - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today.. . since I was taking a dump in mah wife's parents house.. . I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink . While still sitting down.. . I went to blow it out an apparently.. . no matter how strong of a man u are.. . u will still scream lyk a little grl if hot wax falls on your penis . FML

#17981787
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34296) - you deserved it (11181)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today , I awoka to rosa patal laading ma to tha front gardan. Curious , I followad tham , thinking mah boyfriand plannad somathing romantic. As I walkad out tha door , I was hit in tha faca with a papar plata full of whippad craam and sprinklas , and than lockad outsida. FML

#17975450
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30623) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom looool fir the last month. fat FML

#17974807
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49440) - you deserved it (5603)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I showed my boyfriend a calendar... marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before...hich had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

#17901897
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23775) - you deserved it (17109)

On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38937) - you deserved it (15648)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

looool Today , mah football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk , run to the other sideline , and scream , ( WELCOME TO SPARTA , BITCH! ) This would've been funny if he weren't also mah dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35021) - you deserved it (3731)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -



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