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by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm / New Zealand (Southland) / Miscellaneous
by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek
by Jims / 04/29/2011 at 10:00am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
by BadgerSpirit / 04/27/2011 at 9:35am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 2:18pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Health
Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML
by oh hey there / 04/20/2011 at 5:27am / Work
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm / Animals
Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML
by kingpin7 / 03/30/2011 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by shakyhands / 03/21/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 2:20am / United Kingdom (York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to… Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've… Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is…