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by ugh annoying / 07/01/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML
by Live02Dance / 06/25/2011 at 8:58am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML
by luroluro / 06/23/2011 at 4:17am / United States / Work
by badgirl / 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by m2k / 06/20/2011 at 10:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by NewTenant / 06/20/2011 at 3:37am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
by Jackassed / 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Cheerieful / 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
by in_pain / 05/06/2011 at 7:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by goinginsane / 05/06/2011 at 3:25am / Miscellaneous
by Username / 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…