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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3961
  • Number of comments : 2327
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About j_cat187 : I'm not wearing pants. Are You?

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j_cat187's favorite FMLs

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

#16761354
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27611) - you deserved it (7264)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15384) - you deserved it (36540)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25602) - you deserved it (35113)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114089) - you deserved it (16034)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13386) - you deserved it (53117)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

#16077994
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23166) - you deserved it (9411)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14274) - you deserved it (84295)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML

#16070417
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28380) - you deserved it (2389)

On 05/06/2011 at 7:23pm - health - by in_pain (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

#16064729
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29766) - you deserved it (6666)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13950) - you deserved it (31108)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

#16005260
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24773) - you deserved it (3482)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17715) - you deserved it (52243)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33914) - you deserved it (5233)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13370) - you deserved it (39655)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

#15873960
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29760) - you deserved it (8917)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)



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