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About j_cat187 : Cal poly or bust! Or perhaps sandwiches with bacon.

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Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31307) - you deserved it (3507)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23040) - you deserved it (35781)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30645) - you deserved it (2710)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

#16812310
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (2682)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29160) - you deserved it (20733)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

#16761354
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27392) - you deserved it (7240)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14693) - you deserved it (35271)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25228) - you deserved it (34679)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110122) - you deserved it (15387)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13161) - you deserved it (52501)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

#16077994
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22981) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13940) - you deserved it (83073)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML

#16070417
90 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 7:23pm - health - by in_pain (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

#16064729
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28557) - you deserved it (6545)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13440) - you deserved it (30281)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)



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