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Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
by futuremum / 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Kids
Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML
by solyana vr1 / 03/14/2012 at 9:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by virginkiller / 03/03/2012 at 8:23am / Singapore / Intimacy
by eeelise5296 / 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Washington) / Money
Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
by so bored -__- / 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by louie / 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…