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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 August 1993 (22 years)
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About j_cat187 : I'm not wearing pants. Are You?

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j_cat187's favorite FMLs

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54054) - you deserved it (5299)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (60351) - you deserved it (4191)

On 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm - love - by wiona (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43538) - you deserved it (5237)

On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36576) - you deserved it (12570)

On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (59347)

On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54120) - you deserved it (9081)

On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML


I agree, your life sucks (59292) - you deserved it (5936)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML


Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML


I agree, your life sucks (33650) - you deserved it (15748)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39994) - you deserved it (11658)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59415) - you deserved it (16668)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML


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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72400) - you deserved it (13778)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34863) - you deserved it (120046)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

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