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j_729
  • Town/Country : udont, needtoknow
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 July 1999 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 40
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37923) - you deserved it (14831)

On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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272 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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