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  • Number of visits : 476
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25554) - you deserved it (4200)

On 09/18/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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