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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

#20155904
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I agree, your life sucks (39998) - you deserved it (1822)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16389) - you deserved it (26949)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)



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