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izzybd

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izzybd

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2410
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About izzybd : My name is Isabelle. I am a dedicated music lover and musician.

I play guitar/piano and I am a singer :)

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izzybd's favorite FMLs

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11675) - you deserved it (65442)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29441) - you deserved it (4847)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29457) - you deserved it (15390)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62145) - you deserved it (7309)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40970) - you deserved it (10093)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015
173 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

#16896925
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29814) - you deserved it (4765)

On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (3741)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
351 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37232) - you deserved it (16220)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
406 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

#16403007
208 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

#16259164
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (6210)

On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)



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