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About izzybd : My name is Isabelle. I am a dedicated music lover and musician.
I play guitar/piano and I am a singer :)
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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today mah new friend and I went out to a concert . When we cummed back to her house , she ran upstars and left me alone . Suddenly , a naked man cummed into mah view and I stared at him horrified . Great way to meet her Dad . FML
TODAY, I TOOK MY NEW BOYFRIEND TO A FAMILY DINNER. DESPITE HAVING MADE EVERYONE AGREE TO BE ON THERE BEST BEHAVIOR, MY GRANDMA SPEWED OBSCENITIES SUCH AS "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, AREN'T YOU A CATCH?" AND "YOU JUST CAN'T PULL ASS LIKE THAT AT MY AGE" THROUGHOUT. FML
Today... the guy I've had the biggest crush on cummed to mah house to pick me up fir our first date. As we were leaving... mah father screams out "Do u still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
Today, at some point, an fir some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemd like a good idea to get completely shitfacd on tequila an try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML
Today , while walking home , the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath lyk a pendulum has been forever burnd into mah retinas. FML
TODAY, AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, MAH DAD DROVE PAST, PULLD OVER, ROLLD DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKD, "ARE YOU TIRD OF WALKING?" TOHICH I REPLID "YES!" JUST AS I REACHD FOR THE CAR DOOR, HE YELLD "RUN A WHILE" AND SPD OFF. FML
Friday 27 March 2015