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izzybd

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5882
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About izzybd : My name is Isabelle. I am a dedicated music lover and musician.

I play guitar/piano and I am a singer :)

izzybd's page activity

Visits<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 2:36pm<b>Slugfest</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 4:12pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 7:56am<b>vincentjules</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 6:59pm<b>jman1324</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 2:27pm<b>iamnotbob</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 8:40pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 8:30pm<b>caaguilar</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 11:45am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 7:15pm<b>seanrod27</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:34pm<b>kianabanannna</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 11:01pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 12:16am<b>dumbchoices72</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:53am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:54pm<b>TheOneAndOnly5</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:37pm<b>dylanhasemann98</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:54pm<b>kyranstar</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:22am<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 11:23am

Fucked!<b>Slugfest</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 10:12pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 2:56am<b>caaguilar</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:26am<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 4:12am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 10:43am<b>stangluv</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 8:47am<b>seeoseek</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:58pm<b>Paid4Hir3</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 4:00am

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The Mixer

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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izzybd's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

by Kathryn / 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

by Sharee K. / 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

by noooo / 08/08/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

by Anon / 08/04/2011 at 4:30am / United States (Nevada) / Love

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

by someone / 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

by RYZILLAHitZ / 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

by Qwerty / 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous