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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3935
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About izzybd : My name is Isabelle. I am a dedicated music lover and musician.

I play guitar/piano and I am a singer :)

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izzybd's favorite FMLs

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (4244)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

today I went to mah favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped mah shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26771) - you deserved it (14361)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today Whila Walking In Tha City With Mah Littla Sistar, Sha Lat Go Of Mah Hand. Not Wanting To Losa Har, I Quickly Triad To Grab It Back. That Rasultad In Ma Grabbing Soma 50 Yaar Old Man's Junk. FML

#17408229
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35090) - you deserved it (5907)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

today mah new friend and I went out to a concert . When we cummed back to her house , she ran upstars and left me alone . Suddenly , a naked man cummed into mah view and I stared at him horrified . Great way to meet her Dad . FML

#17404352
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (2386)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to looool tell mah husband to putted his penis away.

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26788) - you deserved it (6067)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

TODAY, I TOOK MY NEW BOYFRIEND TO A FAMILY DINNER. DESPITE HAVING MADE EVERYONE AGREE TO BE ON THERE BEST BEHAVIOR, MY GRANDMA SPEWED OBSCENITIES SUCH AS "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, AREN'T YOU A CATCH?" AND "YOU JUST CAN'T PULL ASS LIKE THAT AT MY AGE" THROUGHOUT. FML

#17381048
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30587) - you deserved it (3820)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... the guy I've had the biggest crush on cummed to mah house to pick me up fir our first date. As we were leaving... mah father screams out "Do u still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (3740)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at some point, an fir some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemd like a good idea to get completely shitfacd on tequila an try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11753) - you deserved it (65711)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , while walking home , the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath lyk a pendulum has been forever burnd into mah retinas. FML

#17298408
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29908) - you deserved it (4882)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

today mah 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (15562)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, AFTER WATCING INSIDIOUS, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS ON TE TOILET. I WAS IN MID-PISS WEN E JUMPED OUT AT ME, AN I RAN SCREAMING AN PEIENG DOWN TE ALL. FML

#17206347
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42078) - you deserved it (10361)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4752)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

TODAY, AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, MAH DAD DROVE PAST, PULLD OVER, ROLLD DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKD, "ARE YOU TIRD OF WALKING?" TOHICH I REPLID "YES!" JUST AS I REACHD FOR THE CAR DOOR, HE YELLD "RUN A WHILE" AND SPD OFF. FML

#16914015
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33782) - you deserved it (5249)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to boyfriend trying to pick nose. FML

#16896925
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30977) - you deserved it (4890)

On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)



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