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izzybd

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4503
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About izzybd : My name is Isabelle. I am a dedicated music lover and musician.

I play guitar/piano and I am a singer :)

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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izzybd's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30169) - you deserved it (3800)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35670) - you deserved it (9779)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37791) - you deserved it (16383)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46970) - you deserved it (11996)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16756) - you deserved it (77375)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

#16403007
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37714) - you deserved it (10606)

On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

#16259164
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31509) - you deserved it (6242)

On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62792) - you deserved it (4783)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38881) - you deserved it (4370)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29078) - you deserved it (5328)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33421) - you deserved it (9282)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61297) - you deserved it (4769)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
253 comments

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37428) - you deserved it (11953)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML

#16071045
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42860) - you deserved it (4273)

On 05/06/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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