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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2330
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About izzybd : My name is Isabelle. I am a dedicated music lover and musician.

I play guitar/piano and I am a singer :)

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60763) - you deserved it (4740)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36646) - you deserved it (11785)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML

#16071045
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41484) - you deserved it (4157)

On 05/06/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13011) - you deserved it (46698)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

#16022547
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31150) - you deserved it (4566)

On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
206 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing the air guitar and head banging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

#15991972
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9894) - you deserved it (33023)

On 04/30/2011 at 3:52pm - health - by Jordan - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

#15991792
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32026) - you deserved it (9649)

On 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32637) - you deserved it (9476)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

#15884544
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24799) - you deserved it (2197)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:26am - work - by op-poopy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

#15855335
153 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

#15855335
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40456) - you deserved it (5581)

On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49113) - you deserved it (8010)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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