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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8077
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Hello!😊 My name is Izzie (Short for Isabella) 👑 I did MMA👊 for awhile, I do track, ride horses 🐴, and I play both Playstation and Xbox, but I prefer Playstation. Livin easy on the east coast 👌. I love my best friend, Mary Jane 💚😉 I get pissed off easily so don't fuck with me😈. I'm bisexual and my kik is "boxerlola". NO NUDES. I REPEAT, NO NUDES. Don't molext me. That's not ok.

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Fucked!<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:26am<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:02am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 1:41pm<b>pgmonster</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:05am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:52am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:34am<b>HelloMatey</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:26pm<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 3:07am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:58pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:40pm<b>kooljac702</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 1:02pm<b>byramzd</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 4:55am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 2:22pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 2:37am<b>Matheo</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 10:53pm<b>MegaHavok</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:35am<b>davered89</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 2:26pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 9:17am

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

#21395232
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14756) - you deserved it (1432)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm - misc - by testom - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12787) - you deserved it (1578)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

#21394097
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22122) - you deserved it (16042)

On 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

#21393865
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26022) - you deserved it (2960)

On 04/15/2015 at 12:17am - kids - by mommylife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my supervisor forced me to bring the image of a failed simulation to the group meeting, because he thought it looked funny. So did the others and it's now going on our webpage. I have to provide a scientific description of how I made a mistake in my code. FML

#21393415
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (2177)

On 04/14/2015 at 7:50am - work - by OptMouse (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32035) - you deserved it (2228)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (2857)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26569) - you deserved it (2246)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26742) - you deserved it (15693)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

#21391420
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25751) - you deserved it (2832)

On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML

Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

#21391230
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26182) - you deserved it (3053)

On 04/10/2015 at 11:20am - animals - by Crazy cat lady - Canada (Manitoba)



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