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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5801
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Hello!😊 My name is Izzie (Short for Isabella) 👑 I did MMA👊 for awhile, I do track, ride horses 🐴, and I play both Playstation and Xbox, but I prefer Playstation. Livin easy on the east coast 👌. I love my best friend, Mary Jane 💚😉 I get pissed off easily so don't fuck with me😈. I'm bisexual and my kik is "boxerlola". NO NUDES. I REPEAT, NO NUDES. Don't molext me. That's not ok.

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

#21343357
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15127) - you deserved it (1751)

On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

#21342878
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24236) - you deserved it (2068)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by uggg - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

#21342840
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22952) - you deserved it (1798)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Ineedlotsofwater (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

#21342765
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (1953)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:27am - work - by Mishlette (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML

#21342247
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33018) - you deserved it (2803)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML

#21342125
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (6445)

On 01/22/2015 at 6:32am - health - by unsuspectingmom - United States (Michigan)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28901) - you deserved it (4121)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

#21341948
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26784) - you deserved it (1873)

On 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm - misc - by blububble412 - United States (Arizona)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34893) - you deserved it (2048)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML

#21340989
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28650) - you deserved it (4301)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by fun in functioning, I suppose - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

#21340378
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27178) - you deserved it (2540)

On 01/19/2015 at 5:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

#21340122
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34264) - you deserved it (2315)

On 01/19/2015 at 8:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML

#21339980
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32142) - you deserved it (5053)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

#21339329
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35510) - you deserved it (2561)

On 01/18/2015 at 1:29am - intimacy - by virginwhore (woman) -

Today, my mom paid me a surprise visit me at my university dorm. She ended up rifling through my stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of my wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (4424)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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