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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10942
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Hello!😊 My name is Izzie (Short for Isabella) 👑 I did MMA👊 for awhile, I do track, ride horses 🐴, and I play both Playstation and Xbox, but I prefer Playstation. Livin easy on the east coast 👌. I love my best friend, Mary Jane 💚😉 I get pissed off easily so don't fuck with me😈. I'm bisexual and my kik is "boxerlola". NO NUDES. I REPEAT, NO NUDES. Don't molext me. That's not ok.

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

#21451593
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16988) - you deserved it (1219)

On 08/04/2015 at 12:23am - misc - by MomStayOutOfTheCar - United States

Today, my local USPS delivery man refused to deliver any more packages to my house, because in the past, my dogs have barked at him and he feels threatened. He also filed a complaint about our house because apparently my driveway has branches that, to him, are considered "hazardous." FML

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24272) - you deserved it (2014)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27550) - you deserved it (2164)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

#21446986
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27511) - you deserved it (1730)

On 07/25/2015 at 11:51am - love - by WhoLikesPie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27819) - you deserved it (4752)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

#21446622
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27449) - you deserved it (1794)

On 07/24/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by jb100 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML

#21446500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (1648)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22939) - you deserved it (9216)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

#21446242
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (3716)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (7297)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

#21443362
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23303) - you deserved it (8715)

On 07/18/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by supersmashpika (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31871) - you deserved it (4204)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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