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iwadasn

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1982 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3821
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About iwadasn : I am a nerd and proud of it. I have been frequenting this website for about three years. :)

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Today, I called my parents to wish them a happy 28th anniversary. Now my mom's mad at my dad for forgetting, and my dad's mad at me for reminding her. FML

#13485648
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27528) - you deserved it (3293)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by JustCantWin - United States (South Carolina)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36380) - you deserved it (3161)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

#13352571
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41113) - you deserved it (2787)

On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10559) - you deserved it (50734)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37292) - you deserved it (3483)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62953) - you deserved it (5973)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I recently graduated from highschool and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

#13168401
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5706) - you deserved it (54085)

On 09/23/2010 at 10:17am - misc - by idiotwithaface - United States

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

#13158291
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41634) - you deserved it (3446)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

#13107358
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34072) - you deserved it (2362)

On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (28046)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23595) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23595) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23595) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31895) - you deserved it (7728)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12256) - you deserved it (25772)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)



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