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Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)
Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States
Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 1:53pm - work - by parker1993 (man) - United States
Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved
Today, I called my parents to wish them a happy 28th anniversary. Now my mom's mad at my dad for forgetting, and my dad's mad at me for reminding her. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by JustCantWin - United States (South Carolina)
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States
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