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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5111
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iwadasn : I am a nerd and proud of it. I have been frequenting this website for about three years. :)

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iwadasn's favorite FMLs

Today, mah toaster scard me . Again . FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (24587)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

TODAY, MY THERAPIST TOLD ME, ( I'M SORRY, BUT I'M QUALIFIED TO HANDLE YUR LEVEL OF INSTABILITY. ) FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36265) - you deserved it (4337)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I realized mah wife often switche the TV channel from the crime drama we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switche back once I've left. She's probably been doing this fir years. mega FML

#18592801
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28715) - you deserved it (3160)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work but couldn't fine it. After minute searching I found it. Nailed to the cieling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (2550)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH DAD HAD HIS "SIXTEEN YEARS OVERDUE" VASECTOMY . I'M FIFTEEN . FML

#18367915
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (2433)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56487)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Yesterday, I got trappd in an elevator with a chicken . fat FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (3897)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I Was Jogging Around The Nieghborhood When I Went Past A Bar . There Were Lots Of Drunk Men Outside Telling Me To Come Over So They Could Give Me The Night Of Mah Life . One Of Those Men Was Mah Grandpa . FML

#18329245
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44217) - you deserved it (3059)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (112065)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, an making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41361) - you deserved it (3060)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WAS CALLD UGLY AND VICIOUSLY RIDICULD BY A COUPLE OF TEENAGE GIRLS. THEY WERE WEARING UGGS AND VESTS THAT MADE THEM LOOK LIKE A FREAK-SHOW OF BLEACHD POMERANIANS. FML

#18111338
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29334) - you deserved it (2790)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30687) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked in on mah parents discussing how to kill our cat, an how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37901) - you deserved it (3024)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)



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