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iwadasn

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1982 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6130
  • Number of comments : 1724
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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iwadasn's favorite FMLs

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15714) - you deserved it (26611)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39016) - you deserved it (4592)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

#18592801
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32256) - you deserved it (3508)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28782) - you deserved it (2789)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29612) - you deserved it (2689)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13714) - you deserved it (60378)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32044) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

#18329245
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46459) - you deserved it (3225)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
477 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44938) - you deserved it (3513) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9984) - you deserved it (118952)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43928) - you deserved it (3225)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (3009)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34163) - you deserved it (5573) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69266) - you deserved it (3516)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41728) - you deserved it (3311)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)



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