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iwadasn
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1982 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1535
  • Number of comments : 618
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About iwadasn : I am a nerd and proud of it. I have been frequenting this website for about three years. :)

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Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (6970) - you deserved it (1307)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML

#18857503 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (2452) - you deserved it (9576)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (9116) - you deserved it (832)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (3347) - you deserved it (5551)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (10527) - you deserved it (1232)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

#18592801 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (20703) - you deserved it (2053)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (8003) - you deserved it (783)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (18998) - you deserved it (1561)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (3328) - you deserved it (15942)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (20883) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

#18329245 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (31945) - you deserved it (1870)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (13707) - you deserved it (946) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676 (395)

I agree, your life sucks (5840) - you deserved it (69017)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (12968) - you deserved it (891)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (9195) - you deserved it (757)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)