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iwadasn

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5110
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About iwadasn : I am a nerd and proud of it. I have been frequenting this website for about three years. :)

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Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33821) - you deserved it (3298)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, aftar mora than six yaars of working mah ass off, I finally summonad tha couraga to ask mah boss fir a raisa. Sha just chucklad, "I'm gonna naad u to aat a dick, John." and starad at ma unblinking until I awkwardly laft. FML

#20790691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46718) - you deserved it (3809)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm - work - by no new apartment for me (man) - United States (Maryland)

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML

#20750993
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41198) - you deserved it (2968)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store . I cummed out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car fir the dog and saying I was being inhumane . The car was still running and the air conditioning was on . FML

#20721457
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59600) - you deserved it (8548)

On 06/12/2013 at 12:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store . I cummed out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car fir the dog and saying I was being inhumane . The car was still running and the air conditioning was on . FML

#20721457
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59600) - you deserved it (8548)

On 06/12/2013 at 12:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store . I cummed out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car fir the dog and saying I was being inhumane . The car was still running and the air conditioning was on . FML

#20721457
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59600) - you deserved it (8548)

On 06/12/2013 at 12:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64829) - you deserved it (5967)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML

#20585229
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59182) - you deserved it (16506)

On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today I avoided having to wash the dishe by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on after I made a mraculou recovery she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining and I feel a very real cold coming on. fat FML

#20399412
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5753) - you deserved it (70934)

On 12/14/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by fuckmyassimcold (man) - United States

Today, my daugter finally gave brt to twin boys. Se informed me tat se named tem Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

#20194616
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28404) - you deserved it (5385)

On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at mah son's school parkd, and the driver got out . I basically leand on mah horn and gave her every dirty look in the book . She said nothing but stard at me as she opend the back of her van to unload her child'sheelchair . I'm an asshole . real FML

#20172167
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8909) - you deserved it (67159)

On 11/21/2012 at 9:03am - kids - by AHole (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for mah programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me . He must have been a programmer too, cuz he spent the next few hours staring at mah screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake . FML

#20169793
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (2105)

On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW, I WAS CONSTANTLY ABUSED, YELLED AT, INSULTED, AND BERATED BY MY WIFE FIR "ENDANGERING OUR CHILD'S LIFE." I TOOK HER TO THE DOCTOR FIR A VACCINATION AND FLU SHOT YESTERDAY. FML

#20121390
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (3379)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest , because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps r already angry , and I'm allergic to them. FML

#20052266
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (1612)

On 09/01/2012 at 10:09am - health - by iliveintexas - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32941) - you deserved it (1692)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)



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