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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 February 1975 (39 years)
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About ivyjunb2123 : Those Who Mind, Don't Matter. Those Who Matter,Don't Mind. ~Theodor Seuss Geisel

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Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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