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Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17817) - you deserved it (86053)

On 04/14/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by seussical65 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45460) - you deserved it (29791)

On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)



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