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About itzafennecfox : Hi, I'm Lola! I'm really shy, so I won't comment much, mostly just vote. I love Homestuck, Vocaloids, My Little Pony, and Pokemon. I also love musicals, my 3 favorites of which being West Side Story, Les Miserables, and Jesus Christ Superstar. I like to ride roller coasters, my favorite color is blue, and I collect snow globes. My favorite animal is a fennec fox. Anyways, that's about all. Anything else I could say isn't that interesting.
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Tuesday 22 July 2014