About itzafennecfox : Hi, I'm Lola! I'm really shy, so I won't comment much, mostly just vote. I love Homestuck, Vocaloids, My Little Pony, and Pokemon. I also love musicals, my 3 favorites of which being West Side Story, Les Miserables, and Jesus Christ Superstar. I like to ride roller coasters, my favorite color is blue, and I collect snow globes. My favorite animal is a fennec fox. Anyways, that's about all. Anything else I could say isn't that interesting.
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by okeythen / 06/30/2013 at 1:03am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 1:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by weneedthatmoneytoliveon / 06/26/2013 at 10:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
Today, I faced my severe phobia of spiders in order to remove a rather large one from my home. After 20 minutes of desperate struggling, it was finally taken care of. Relieved, I sat down and glanced across the hallway just in time to see a second, equally large spider strutting across the wall. FML
by Lepisma / 06/26/2013 at 3:19am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML
by Kn0wledge123 / 06/26/2013 at 1:27am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by afraid of flying too / 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by myfavoritesgouda / 06/24/2013 at 1:20am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
by welp, time to become an assassin / 06/23/2013 at 2:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/15/2013 at 12:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I donated blood for the first time. I'm completely healthy and after waiting the appropriate amount of time I left, feeling fine. That is until I went out to eat with my family an hour later and passed out in front of the whole restaurant. FML
by hi_there4397 / 06/14/2013 at 12:39am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
by thatisfuckedup / 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
by Hannah / 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my guidance counselor told me that I'll have to join my school's special education needs sector. This is because I can't attend school properly due to chronic issues with severe pain. So much for my 3.9 GPA and being in the top 5% of my class. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2013 at 1:55pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…