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by tbee / 09/05/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML
by seekerglow176 / 04/27/2013 at 8:42am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by gamerguru13 / 04/21/2013 at 8:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
by loving wife / 04/21/2013 at 6:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 1:07am / United States / Work
Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off their hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe for damages. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Work
by rawdoglyfe69 / 04/17/2013 at 2:14am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy
by guess I'm stuck / 04/16/2013 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Love
by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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