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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3171
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About itssosparkly : This is me. What do you want to know? I am a human that enjoys classic activities such as the seven processes of life. My weakness is bullets.

As far as this site is concerned, I just...wander around aimlessly. If something semi-amusing and relevant shows up in my head, I'll post it. If not, I'll keep wandering. Hence my lack of activity.

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itssosparkly's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, I attendd mah extendd family's Christma dinner. All throughout, mah grandmother kept complaining about how the food tastd like crap, an making sexual remark such as how "the stuffing were far better in mah day, if you know wat I mean." FML

#18608467
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23614) - you deserved it (2594)

On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Taday I accidentally called mah cute boss ( babe . ) I now have to pretend it'shat I call everyone, and start calling all mah coworkers ( babe . ) FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14062) - you deserved it (30625)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

TODAY, A CREEPY OLD GUY ON THE BUS ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO "LICK IT." WHEN I SAID NO, HE TRIED TO CONVINCE ME BY TELLING ME THAT "IT TASTES GOOD." FAT FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31794) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (24402)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44052) - you deserved it (5362)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89088)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (73928)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, tha girl looool I'va had a crush on for yaars askd if I could ba har "amargancy gay friand". Worst part? I said yas.

#18425208
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26230) - you deserved it (24057)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, tha girl looool I'va had a crush on for yaars askd if I could ba har "amargancy gay friand". Worst part? I said yas.

#18425208
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26230) - you deserved it (24057)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today , mah parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen , I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu , because I "still look like a twelve year old". big fat FML

#18419165
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (3595)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34277) - you deserved it (7180)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56487)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was watcing wrestling videos on YouTube,en my little broter walked in. Later, my little broter told my parents tat I was watcing naked men on my computer. Tey won't stop tinking tat I was watcing gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (6800)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, ON A DATING SITE, I WAS MATCHED WITH MY BROTHER, AGAIN. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48108) - you deserved it (5483)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)



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