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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2437
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About itssosparkly : This is me. What do you want to know? I am a human that enjoys classic activities such as the seven processes of life. My weakness is bullets.

As far as this site is concerned, I just...wander around aimlessly. If something semi-amusing and relevant shows up in my head, I'll post it. If not, I'll keep wandering. Hence my lack of activity.

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itssosparkly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML

#334298
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59032) - you deserved it (9269)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by sad45 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

#329882
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26720) - you deserved it (288621)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

#310419
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13613) - you deserved it (124473)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

#280211
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33172) - you deserved it (96660)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70821) - you deserved it (280881)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

#98972
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12009) - you deserved it (68391)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281921) - you deserved it (51906)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51811) - you deserved it (6303)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25145) - you deserved it (7942)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22156) - you deserved it (3054)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285673) - you deserved it (28224)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285673) - you deserved it (28224)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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