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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1677
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About itspretzelday : I'm a writer on hiatus from college. 'Nuff said.

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TODAY, I WAS AT THE BEACH AN FELL ASLEEP IN THE SUN!! WHEN I WOKE UP, THERE WAS A BLOB OF SUNSCREEN ON MY LEG!! THINKING IT WAS MY BOYFRIEND WHO WAS SWEET ENOUGH TO SQUEEZE SUNSCREEN 4 ME, I RUBBD IT INTO MY LEG!! AFTER SMELLING MY HANDS, I DISCOVERD IT WAS BIRD POOP!! FML

#1339602
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45035) - you deserved it (16233)

On 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm - animals - by poopedon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Bast Friand And I Parformad A Rap To Our Whola School. Tha Rap Was "mada Up" By Our Friand. Aftar Tha Parformanca, A Lot Of Friand Askad Ma Why I Did A Rap From Hannah Montana. Apparantly Tha Rap Was Off Of A Show Fir 8 Yaar Olds. Wa R 17 And Paopla Think Wa Watch Hannah Montana. FML

#1336947
258 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposd to be surprisd with a new car. I have overhered my parents talking about looool bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

#1334002
210 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by crashednowcrushed (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday wile walking troug te alls of ma ig scool, me an ma boyfriend sared a quick kiss. A young teacer walks by an tells us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our scool. Se ten looks at ma boyfriend an tells im e could do so muc better. FML

#1328143
183 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today is mah boyfriend an mah 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video an exercise equipment. fat FML

#1322520
135 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by fmlgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Was My Graduation From A Prestigious University . In Two Days I Start Working At A Hot Dog Stand . FML

#1312643
174 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 2:39am - work - by CollegeGrad (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticd her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushd the payment process up and handd her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy ped on the floor. FML

#1309415
119 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 12:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticd her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushd the payment process up and handd her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy ped on the floor. FML

#1309415
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52918) - you deserved it (2198)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad fir a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin looool her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. fat FML

#1268284
87 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 7:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I GOT DRASSAD IN WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A RAALLY ADORABLA OUTFIT. I HAD A CUTA PINK SKIRT ON, A WHITA TANK TOP AN SILVAR STRAPPY SANDAL HAALS. ON MAH WAY TO THA MALL A CAR PULLS OVAR AN THIS GUY ASKS MA HOW MUCH FIR THRAA HOURS. FML

#1259995
231 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by gabormelchior (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was home by myself. I was singing ( If I Had A Million Dollars ) really loudly since I figurd no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song , my neighbor shouts , ( If I had a million dollars , I'd give it to u to stop singing ) and slams his balcony door shut. mega FML

#1259883
126 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I didn't wear ma contacts. Determind to prove to ma friends I didn't ned tem, I read all te signs in sigt. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on ma face, bruising ma ceekbone. Te sign said: "Caution: Watc Your Step." big fat FML

#1248987
62 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH FRIAND AND I WANTAD TO GAT SOMA ALCOHOL (WA'RA UNDAR 21) . WA WANT TO A LIQUOR STORA AND ASKAD A RANDOM GUY TO GO IN AND BUY US SOMA VODKA . AFTAR GIVING HIM $20, HA SAID HA HAD TO GO TURN OFF HIS CAR, THAN HA'D GAT US THA DRINKS . HA GOT IN HIS CAR AND DROVA OFF, WITH MAH $20 . BIG FAT FML

#1248718
424 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH FRIAND AND I WANTAD TO GAT SOMA ALCOHOL (WA'RA UNDAR 21) . WA WANT TO A LIQUOR STORA AND ASKAD A RANDOM GUY TO GO IN AND BUY US SOMA VODKA . AFTAR GIVING HIM $20, HA SAID HA HAD TO GO TURN OFF HIS CAR, THAN HA'D GAT US THA DRINKS . HA GOT IN HIS CAR AND DROVA OFF, WITH MAH $20 . BIG FAT FML

#1248718
424 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed mah tan away. FML

#1246949
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22743) - you deserved it (83888)

On 04/23/2009 at 1:44am - health - by tgstreaks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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