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Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14030) - you deserved it (33350)

On 02/12/2013 at 9:18am - love - by gassy - United States

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35923) - you deserved it (3942)

On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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