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  • Town/Country : Lincoln, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 2000 (14 years)
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Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52849) - you deserved it (4411)

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