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itsgabriellee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 969
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About itsgabriellee : - My name is Gabrielle, not Gabriel.
- I am clearly not a boy.
- I like grammar and think it should be used.
- I'm very hypocritical; get used to it.
- I may seem like your average, stereotypical, annoying fifteen year old girl, but give me a chance, you might be surprised.
- If not, I'm sorry.
- I'm always smiling, happy to meet you, and ready to voice my opinion.
- Get ready for me. I'm quite the handful :)

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itsgabriellee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

#4229570
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63222) - you deserved it (6875)

On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

#3055426
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14655) - you deserved it (91280)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I volunteered at a nursing home. I approached a lonely, old man who had a type of nervous tick. I went over to speak to him, and not even four sentences into our conversation he says, "I'd really like to make love to you." What I thought was a tick was actually him stroking himself. FML

#697390
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67171) - you deserved it (4281)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

#30754
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27204) - you deserved it (52673)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)



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