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itsgabriellee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 793
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About itsgabriellee : - My name is Gabrielle, not Gabriel.
- I am clearly not a boy.
- I like grammar and think it should be used.
- I'm very hypocritical; get used to it.
- I may seem like your average, stereotypical, annoying fifteen year old girl, but give me a chance, you might be surprised.
- If not, I'm sorry.
- I'm always smiling, happy to meet you, and ready to voice my opinion.
- Get ready for me. I'm quite the handful :)

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itsgabriellee's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37439) - you deserved it (9698)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62074) - you deserved it (7305)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37990) - you deserved it (5254)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42511) - you deserved it (9207)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50645) - you deserved it (9652)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

#14580215
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15601) - you deserved it (27590)

On 01/14/2011 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

#14509671
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22197) - you deserved it (2114)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:35pm - work - by niiiiiiiiiikki - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23607) - you deserved it (50375)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

#13930948
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (4617)

On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (3468)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

#13733165
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28590) - you deserved it (4261)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:04am - health - by jamiedevin (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36888) - you deserved it (8542)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

#13539413
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10955) - you deserved it (36686)

On 10/21/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

#13158291
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41649) - you deserved it (3447)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (11899)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version



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