I'm easily amused and can find humor in everything. :]
note: i tend to favorite fml's that i can relate to. you might learn something about me by reading my favorites. but you might not, some of them i just find extremely funny. :]
myspace.com/loserface
or
myspace.com/itsbriiibaby ;]
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
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On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - health - by dumptaker (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 9:16pm - kids - by flaggurl (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today I was discussing sex with some of my guy friends in their dorm and I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and got in his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, in Ottawa there's been a bus strike for 51 days. I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)
Today, Yahoo personals suggested 2 matches for me, a tranny, as an 87% match, and my own personal ad at only a 76% match. I am not even good enough to date myself. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 5:34am - love - by workinman - United States (Arizona)
Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dig into the ground and find a beautiful box, heavy enough not to be empty. I already imagine myself with gold coins. It's the corpse of a dead cat. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - love - by mainche - France (Ile-de-France)
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