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by Jen / 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
by annonymous / 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fartlover / 11/27/2009 at 12:10am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted "Let go!". I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML
by betamaxjim / 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Miscellaneous
by pussystroker / 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Intimacy
by nycplywood / 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by joe1234 / 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
by Brastro / 04/07/2009 at 7:46am / Ireland (Kildare) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…