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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML


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