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itprosam
  • Town/Country : Brampton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 965
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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17235) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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