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itis409
  • Town/Country : El Sucko, United States
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About itis409 : I wish I could grow a beard like that.

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Today, I was torn from my car and slammed against the hood because a canister of window-cleaning wipes I keep in my glove compartment apparently looks vaguely like a pipe-bomb. My lawyer agreed with the cops, and won't handle the "excessive force" case I threatened the police with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37692) - you deserved it (3355)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:42am - misc - by JDziewaltowski (man) - United States

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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On 02/20/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by its ok to cheat!? - United States (California)



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